"CN to Home Movies fans: Fuck you"

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 24, 2003

Hey, it's my old pal Adult Swim! Why are you covered in blood, Adult Swim?
Oh, I just came from horribly murdering Lupin III and Home Movies. Studies showed us that they were too sophisticated and clever for our revamped target demographic
Revamped target demographic?
That's right. After the cult sucess of the seemingly retarded show Inuyasha, we've decided to shoot for the 12-14 demographic instead of 18-35.
This means?
Our new name is Teen Swim. FLCL, Blue Gender, Trigun, and Kikaider have been replaced with back-to-back Inuyashas, Love Hina, and Ranma, and our original shows will now have a strong anti-drug message