Woah dude! We're stoned! We have the munchies and we're wasted, man, and like totally.
I have a jonesing for some pot which I smoke and I'm into The Matrix and Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young because I belong to the subculture of people who smoke pot.
Wow, look at this loaded gun. The evil drug marijuana has made me think that aiming the barrel at you and pulling the trigger is a good idea.
Ha ha, dude! I laugh a lot because I smoke pot.
I killed him but I don't care because pot has turned me into a Satanist and it also gave me cancer.