I'm Jack Nicholson, a good actor who took a lot of narcotics and decided falsely that it would be a good idea to audition for this piece of shit movie and got on a contract so now I can't quit.
I'm a dirty stinking Buddhist fuck that deserves to get beaten up. To all you kiddies out there watching, go to your local Buddhist monestary and beat the shit out of the goddamn chink Buddhists.*
Now we're best friends even though you royally fucked me over throughout the movie and made my life a living hell for the last four weeks.
