Fiddler on the Roof: The Politically Incorrect Version

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 26, 2003

In Russia
Would you like to eat a bagel? I would, because I'm a goddamn Jew!
Would you like to be cheap and not eat lobster or mayonaise? I would because I'm a goddamn Jew!
The moral of the story: Politically correct views harm nation
Would you like to have a hook-nose and for me to sell you diamonds and to kill Jesus? I would because I'm a goddamned ass-fucking Jew!
I'm an SS officer. I've come to kill you like you deserve to be you mother fucking sub-human yid kike.