I'm an addict of [generic drug #17] therefore an immoral person.
Why don't you corrupt me because I'm an ignorant innocent middle-class white girl?
Now I'm high off of the previously mentioned drug, and one of the side effects of that drug is raping and killing little girls.
Oh snap.
Good thing we caught you before you killed again. Because you're lower-class you're going straight to jail which makes me America's hero, but if Bill O'Rielly did the same thing, he's go to a rehab.
