HOEMAEG!!!11

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 27, 2003

Everything's $1
Man, working in retail really sucks ass.
Hey, how would you like to be promoted to manager?
Everything's $1
That'd be excellent!
Well, there's one thing you have to do for me first.
Everything's $1
What?
You have to have sex with me.