Flip meets Esyoda

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 27, 2003

Somewhere in the 5th level of hell
HALOWEN SI A SATANIST HOLIDAY CREATED BY THE EVIL COMMUNIST MEDIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE EASTER AWAY FROM JESUS!!1
Good God, that makes perfect sense!
aSLO SEX EDUKATUN SI TAWT N NIENTH GRAD ADN TAHTS BAD B CUZ SEX IS EVIL (LIKE BUDDAH NDA MOHAWMAD( ITS B CUZ TEY DONT HAVE TEH TEN COMMANDMENTS IN CLASSES
You're preaching to the choir!
WE SHUD USDE PROPAGADNA 2 SAEV OR KIDS FROM TEH BRAINWASHED DEAN-VOETING SHIVA-WORSHIPPING POT-SMOEKING LIBERALS WHU HAET JESUS AND RAEPED HIS CORPSE!!1
You're more poetic than Shakespeare!