Political spectrum

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 27, 2003

Socialist: The government is oppressing the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech. I'm going to voice my disgust by rioting and writing a newspaper.
Anarchist: The government is oppressing the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech. I'm going to voice my disgust by wearing a cool T-shirt I got at Hot Topic
Post-Modernist: the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech are being oppressed, but the government is a benevolent empire that's trying to help but can't because of the GOP
Democrat: The government might be kind of mean to working families, people of color, women, and all the glorious rights this glorious country gives us at times. That's why you should vote Howard Dean.
Neo-Conservative: The liberal media just wants us to think the government is victimizing negros, the lower class, and women. Those pinko feminists need to shut up. Welfare steals our tax money.
Neo-Nazi: The government is oppressing rich white Judeo-Christian Anglo-Saxons.