Pocahontas! The cunttard Disney version

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: October 28, 2003

Oh, John Smith! I'm so glad you Europeans came over and committed rapine on our land, pillaged our villages, and raped our women.
Shut up and kiss me, Pocahontas!
*Generic Pseudo-Native American spiritualistic singing about the colors of the trees and animals*
We're the comic relief raccoon and hummingbird!
Oh God, kill me.