Karimov: I'm the Neo-Stalinist autocrat of Uzbekistan who boils people alive!
Sezer: The Turkish government's killed more Kurds and owns more former Kurdistani land than Saddam Hussein!
Crown Prince and First Deputy Prime Minister Abdallah bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud: As long as America doesn't dismantle this shitty monarchy, we'll keep giving them cheap oil.
