FTC #6: "Fuck Tom Clancy" is a brilliant name

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 1, 2003

Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
...I suck at this.
Why am I wearing a basketball jersey if this comic takes place during the Cival War?
The watermelon-eating is a sacred custom among people of color. I respect that. Now I'll kindly force you to pick my cotton, not that I'm calling you a cotton-picker because that would be wrong.