KIED NOTARIUSSS!!11

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 1, 2003

OMG I DIRECTED CHINATOWN AND GODFATHER GIVE ME A CARTON LIEK SOWTH PARK
I'M UR DIRTY UNEDUCATED FAT CUNNALINGUS-INDULGING SHIT-ENCRUSTED HORRIBLY SUB-HUMAN WATERMELON-CRAVING POOR NEGRO BUTLER!!!1
U BET UR AS IM ANIMATED AND RICH LIEK CARTMNA ON SAWTH PAERK!!11 I HAEV SO MUECH MOEYNY ISNT IT SO HILARIOUS HOW MUCH MORE DEKADENT AND BOURGEOIS I AM THAN U???/
IM THE FUKTARD COMEDY CENTRAL CEO THAT GAVE TIHS GUY A SHOW. HE WALKED UP AND SAD 'I DIEREKTED CHINATOWN GIVE ME A SHOW" AND AFTER HE GAEV ME ORAEL SECKS I SAD OK
I'M GONG 2 MAEK A HOLE EPSOED REVOLVING AROND MI RICH FAMUS SPACIEL GUEST STAR FRIEND!!!1
IM THE RICH FAMUS FREND OF ROBERT EVANS...IM CHRISTOPHER LOWELL FROM THE INTERIOR DECORASHUN SHO