Contemporary Music sucks ass part 1

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 4, 2003

White Pop Music
OMG OPS I DIED TI AGAN I PLAED WIT UR HART LOL WID U HAEV 2 MAEK TIGNS SO KOMPLICATED IM A VIGRIN RILLY AND I HAEV LESBIAN SECKS WIT MADONNA IF I DI 50 MARE WIL TAEK MY PLAEC!!1 WAT HAEPND 2 MIS IND..
OMG IM SO PUNK...SEE.."FUCK" I SAD A SWAR!!1 IM SO KEWL DNA CUTIGN EADGE B CUZ IM N A BOY BAND HOW ORAGINAL!!!1 EXCUSE ME AS MTV CRAMS UBIQUITOUS CRAP LIEK MY WORK DOWN UR THRAOTS!!1
Black Pop Music
WORD UP G DAWG I RAP ABOT LIEF ON THE STRETS AND GROWING UP POOR EVAN THO IM A MILONARE WHO LIVED N BAVERLY HILS HSI HOLE LIEF!q!1 GRATUITOUS EBONICS; HOMIE BLING BLING HOOD SMACK WORD TO YOUR MOMMA
OMG I USE DRUGS AND HAEV CASHAL SECKS WIT PPL BUT JUST SAY NO ADN SAVE THE CARRAIGE 4 MARAGE LOL THIS ABLUM WIL GO MEGA-PALTNUM B CUZ MILONS UF WITE SUBURBANITES WIL BI IT!!1
Contemporary Country
OR MUSAC SONDS EXACLY LIEK POP MUSIC EXAPT WE SIGN IN FAKE SOTHARN ACENTS!!1 ASLO WER AL RITE-WIGN MORONS EXCEPT TEH DIXIE CHICKS BUT THER CARERS WERE RUNED WEN THEY EXPRESSED THERE OPINUNS
GOD BLESS AMERICA IM SO PACHRIATIC ADN LOV OR PRESIDENT NOW LETS HONAR JOHNNY CASH (A FAR SUPERIOR MUSICIAN) BY BUTCHERING OEN OF HIS SONGS EVAN THO HE WAS A RADICAL LEFTIST HU WE WUD HAET OTHARWISE!!