Watered-down punk that insincerely appeals to skaters and other morons
EH WAS A SK8R BOI SAD SHE U L8R BOI I SPEL THINGS WIT TEH NUMBER "8" B CUZ I SK8 LOL I DO GRINDERS AND WEELIES BCUZ I SKATE I SWAR 2 GAWD I DU
OMG OMG IM A WORHTLES GREEN DAY RIPOF IM SO WIDL WACH ME JUMP INTO A POOL HOW WACKI!!!1 NOW IM NUED & SOWTIG OBSCENATIS HA HA HOW CONSHRAVERSAL!!1
Adult Contemporary
WEN I WAS A KID MY DAD FUCKED ME IN THE ASS HOW SENTAMETNAL ADN POIGNANT BTW TAHT DIDNT AKCHUALY HAPPEN I JSTU MAED IT UP TO SEL ABLUMS!!1
IM SO PASUNATE HOW ADUTL ROL\FF TAEK BUBLE BATHS WILE LISHUNIGN 2 THIS B CUZ UR SO MACHURE ADN HAEV PASSIONATE HOT SECKS LLO!!1
Venerable Classic Rock stars
BYU TIKETS 2 AR COCNERS AND LISEN 2 DOEZNS OF SHITY NEW SONGS B FOR U GET TO HER "ROCKET MAN" OR "SATISFACTION" B CUZ WE DIDNT HAEV TEH DECENSY 2 DIE WEN WE WUR GOOD LIEK LENNON DID
IF I CUD TURN BAEK TIEM TIS IS MY FINAL FAREWELL SUPAR-ALBUM B CUZ AL OF THE PLASTIC ON MI BODY IS MELTIGN NOW EXCUSE ME AS IO GO BLEACH MY HAR!!1
