Interview with a Republican part 7

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 4, 2003

What's your view on Jesus Christ?
I'm pro-distortion of his philosophy.
What's your view on animal testing?
I'm pro-spraying hazardous chemicals in the faces of puppies and kittens.
Well how about vegetarianism and insecticide?
I'm pro-necrophogia and pro-food poisoning.