Fuck Commercials part 3

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 4, 2003

I want to eat healthier so I'm eating KFC.
KFC? Are you drunk?
It's low in carbohydrates.
It's high in fat and sodium though. In fact, it's the salty remains of a drugged sickly chicken fried in animal fat.
But zero grahams of carbohydrates!
We're fucking apes! We're supposed to eat carbohydrates!