Fuck Commericals part 5

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 4, 2003

Floating Red Dot: With our super-thin maxi-pads, you can now descretely wear them while wearing a thong!
How is that even physically possible?
Look, buddy. We're commercials. We lie. Lower your expectation of the human race and get on with your life.