Some pedophile asshole gave me a one-star rating

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 5, 2003

OMG LLO I GAEV BRAD 5 DOLARS VIA PAYPLA TAHT GIEVS ME ULITMATE AUTHORITY OEVR WHOS KOMICS OFISHULLTY SUXORS OLL!!1
JUST B CUZ I DIDNT LIEK HIS COMICS AND I HAEV ENUFF MONEY 2 DONAET 2 A WEBSIET THAR4 I HAVE BETAR TASTE THJAN EVER1 ELSE ROFL!!1
NOW AN UGLY :"0 STARZ" GRAFIC UNDARNETH HIS SN B CUZ 1 GUI WAS BOARD N VOATED 4 IT THAETS MI LOL!!1
LLOL NEVANS COMICS R 2 SOFISTIKAETD ADN INTELLAKSHAL 4 ME OMGWTF!!!1
MY FUR IS PINK BECAUSE I RAPE BONSAI TREES WIT CHOKLATE ON THE ROOTS!11
Zacharias: Well you'll have company soon because I'm giving all of the money in my piggy bank to Brad so I can be a donor only to abuse my powers by typing obscenities in Nevin's user comment box.