I just realized there was no "Fuck Commercials 4", so...

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 5, 2003

...Fuck Commercials part 4!
If you don't have what I want, where can I get it?
I'll tell you by raping a classic big-band era song! Everybody shops at eBay sometimes! Everybody shops at eBay now
Roger! Are you singing gay and jolly song parodies about the competitor again?
...Yes sir...
You're fired, Roger.