Republicans are all fucking morons. That must mean that logically we democrats are brilliant!
No, that means you're also fucking morons, you're just less harmful to the well-being of the human race. Well, slightly.
The republicans are right. The media is liberal! It's simply because only smart educated people vote democrat and all news reporters are geniuses
I don't know what part of that sentence I should ridicule first.
Well you're not the brightest bulb in the box yourself. You still think communism works in practice. Don't you know it failed? It's like in that book Animal Farm.