The unauthorized biography of Ann Coulter

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 6, 2003

1945 in a Berlin bunker
Too bad we lost the war, huh Eva Brawn?
Yes, it's a horrible tragedy. We'll never purify the world.
Of course we will. Now help me put on this wig and lipstick.
Just a minute, I'm constructive dummies so the Soviets will think we killed ourselves.
There, now to move to America and become a collumnist. How do I look?
Even out your lipstick.