BUDDY FARRIS THE PEOPLE"S SHERIFF!!!111

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 7, 2003

Admiral Akbar: There's a new Star Wars game out!
It looks identical to the last twelve Star Wars games. Does anyone even give a shit about Star Wars anymore?
Well...Imperial Walkers do have a weakness...slice 'em in the gut or I'll be sending your medal to your widow!
What do you want from me?
I want you to sign this petition saying that you know I'm a convicted child molester and that you don't mind that I'm moving in next door.
Only if you say "It's a trap".