Welcome to the new reality show on FOX, Mandatory Sex Island!
If you insist.
Oh, you appear to not be wearing pants. Please allow me to take your erect phallus and stick it in my vagina, and then gyrate my hips until we both have an orgasm.
And now a message from Rupert Murdoch
As a wholesome Christian family-man, I object to the Leftist smut that I'm providing you with. That's why I'm created a fanatically slanted news channel that's saturated with right-wing tirades
Freedom of Speech? Is it a threat to this glorious democracy we live in? For commentary, we now turn to Fred Smith, of the first church of George W. Bush.
