The two-hour Hollywood version with computer animation and a break-dancing Santa Claus.
Red Fish: (Played by Adam Sandler) Doo! Doo! Jew! Jew! I am a Jew and I like to cover people in doo! Penis oral sex fart poo-poo vaginal cist spit pee-pee!
Blue Fish: (Played by Dana Carvey) TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE! I VANT TO BE A MASTER OF DISGUISE!!!1
I have a vamped up Generation Y super-car and I'm going to throw poo-poo in the faces of all of the grown-ups!
I masturbate to pornographic pictures of your mother.
And then the ubiquitous commercial tie-ins
One fish two fish red fish BUY AND DRINK SPRITE!!!1
OMGWTF BURGER KING IS HAVING A LIMITED EDITION WACKY ZANY SEUSS FISH SANDWITCH IN COMMEMORATION OF THE HIGH-BUDGET AND THEREFORE GOOD MOVIE ONE FISH TWO FISH RED FISH BLUE FISH!!1
