Ah, Captain Lou. I see you've shown your true form!
You may have defeated Roystien, the Bolshevik party's army of velocoraptors, the prostitute-organ golem, and George Washington's brain reconstituted in a MechWarrior's body, but you die now!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!11111
You've advanced to the next level of power! Your power points are off the chart!
*Colossal chain of flashy yellow explosions which have something to do with Tai-chi somehow*
