Intermission 3

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 18, 2003

HERE AT DUBLIN, OHIO, HOME OF WENDY'S, WE HAVE SECKS WIT HAMBURGERS LOL
Wendy's chicken strips are what they are because the strips taste good. They're tender and juicy.
Nuh-uh, it's because of the sauces that we've developed. It's not a strip without the sauce.
They're so golden and mouth-watering, you could practically dip them in nothing!
Nothing? You call honey mustard, marinara, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, avacado dip and sour cream nothing? Don't let that suit-and-tie reactionary brainwash you. We're the heart and soul of it!
Actually, I buy them because they make good dildos.