Intermission 3
Author: SinatraFonzarelli2
Date: November 18, 2003
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HERE AT DUBLIN, OHIO, HOME OF WENDY'S, WE HAVE SECKS WIT HAMBURGERS LOL
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| Wendy's chicken strips are what they are because the strips taste good. They're tender and juicy. | |
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| Nuh-uh, it's because of the sauces that we've developed. It's not a strip without the sauce. | |
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| They're so golden and mouth-watering, you could practically dip them in nothing! | |
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| Nothing? You call honey mustard, marinara, tartar sauce, cocktail sauce, avacado dip and sour cream nothing? Don't let that suit-and-tie reactionary brainwash you. We're the heart and soul of it! | |
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| Actually, I buy them because they make good dildos. | |
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