LOLOL IM SO BRILANT ADN GR8 B CUZ I MAED A DOKNEY KOGN WEBSIET SLUSH AND I SPAM AL TEH TOPIKS ADN MAEK STUPID WORTHLESS THREADS BUT I BAN NEVIN FOR DOING TEH SAEM TIGN!!1 MIYAMOTO ASSASINATED GUNPEI!1
Flip: DKvine is part of the Leftist media conspiracy to get us to worship the Easter Bunny which was what George Orwell was predicting because secularist sodomite Britons made Donkey Kong Country.
Matt Wilson: You don't agree with me, therefore your opinion is broken and I'm going to gratuitously label you pretentious. I'm best friends with everyone at Cartoon Network. I sodomized Mike Lazzo.
LFV: OMGWTF UR GETING OFF-TOPIEK IM ADING U 2 TEH HEAP ROFL *GRAFIC*
Sparky Z: Chad hates me and said that the new DKvine was utter vomit and he cut off my right nipple but he's still a god and I refuse to ban him even though he deleted all of the forums and raped me.