In a harbor in Cuba (BUT IN REALITY IN THE CANYON OF LOST SOULS!!!!!1)
Ah, as an old Cuban fisherman, it's nice to have one final haul. For I have grown venerable and gaunt with age, but my eyes still sparkle like the waves of the sea.
YOUR EYES WILL DO NO SUCH THING, FOR I AM THE BARBARIAN ORNOX OF THE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE AND WE MUST SLAY THE ANCIENT WYRM OF TIKNOKNOR!!1
I WITCH-LORD ZILZAR WITH A BLADE CARVED BY THE FORGERS OF THE EARTH, THE MIGHTY DWARVES AND WITH THE ENCHANTMENT OF THE FEY SHALL DO BATTLE WITH THE DEMON-TAINED MARLIN!!1
*Gratuitous vivid description of his brains being pierced open by a broadsword*
A man can be destroyed but not defeated
Aye! Thank Crom over our valorous vanquish of our enemies!
