Mister Potter! Today we will have a lesson in conjuring Wood Elves! Get out your septer
But lo, Mr. Dumbledore, I must go and mutilate my body at lanthorn light in the alter of my dark lord Cthulhu!
And lest him forsake this sacred Earth and plough it into the depths of hell? Me suspects that the rugose and squamous hand of Dark Lord Nodens compleats this evil conspiracy.
But as Abhoth's obscean girth's colour and complexion is grey, so shall Abdul Alhazred's Necromonicon unleash the true power of Cthulhu!
Now that you've unleashed me, Dark Lord Potter, I shall thank you by destroying Hogwarts oce and for all!
Blast it! Uncle Vernon's going to ground me for sure!
