The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 22, 2003

Auditions for "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 2"
Allen Quartermaine, I'm short of work right now, so I want to join the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Well, Mr. Holmes, what assets would you bring to the team?
I have five PhDs, I speak twelve different languages, an IQ of 178...
Yes, but what super-powers do you have?
Well...I have this microscope...and that's pretty much it.
That will never sell movie tickets! Get the fuck out of here!