A day in the life of President Bush

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 23, 2003

*Knock knock*
Oh, excuse me, Reverend. That must be my fraternity brother.
Hey, Prez! I brought the alter! Are we going to sacrifice a virgin or what?
Oh, that sounds interesting! May I join in?
Alright, reverend, but as an initiation you have to tattoo the number "666' on your chest with a branding iron and rape and eat a baby.
Oh, so Satanism and Methodism have more in common than I thought,