God, I hate NeoPets part 2: The Sean and Tim chronicles

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 25, 2003

2001
I love NeoPets! NeoPets are great! I cherish every living second I have with my loving NeoPet!
I've set it as my home page and I just spent 48 hours online buying awesome accesories for my NeoPet.
2002
NeoPets sucks! It's totally gay!
How retarded! I'd rather mutilate my genitals than spend one second even briefly tongue-in-cheekily thinking about NeoPets
2003
....What the hell's NeoPets?
I have no idea, but hey, I'm starting a band for the 12th time in my life!