John Smith, your wife hired us to give you a fabulous make-over courtesy of Bravo television!
You're a heathenous Sodomite who will be cast away into the eternal flames of damnation! God hates sin and vice and faggotry like the kind presented on Bravo Television!
Well you're adorable! Now strip down to your skivvys, we're going to re-do your wardrobe!
