Fuck Video Game Humor part 2

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: November 28, 2003

Fuck King Boo and Petey Pirahna
Wait...wait a second...WE'RE the secret characters in Mario Kart: Double Dash?
Us?!? That totally fucking sucks!
No one gives two shits about the two of us! Most don't even know who we are!
I mean use like Dixie Kong or the Koopa Kids or something, Nintendo! Jesus fucking Christ! You just like pissing people off, don't you?
We're not even coherent partners! Why would a ghost and a giant Venus Flytrap that vomits tar be tag-team partners? We're not even from the same game!
I'm the size of a fucking building! How the hell could I even fit in a Mario Kart? And don't get me started on "Toadette"!