I'm a corruptable youth that would grow up to be a nice wholesome Rush Limbaugh-esque Christian if it weren't for the influence of the Libral Media conspiracy lead by the History channel.
Yes, I Satan, AKA Hollywood sodomite Michael Moore will use a hypnotic mantra to make you look at evil pornography!
Now I've become an evil Eurasian hippie that thinks women actually have orgasms because I've been programed to by dangerous PG-13 movies, as well as the Left-wing politically correct government!
I'm a French athiest artist and proof that all art is evil because it sometimes expresses opinions not shared by George Duncan!
The moral of this story is that the History channel is spreading pro-Hitler lies about how JFK was a good man and the government is bad when in actuality the government is nice and nurses baby animals
Now I've moved to TAXachusetts (which is home of evil Godless yankees) and am getting married to another man thanks to the help of an evil Leftist who hates families and America.
I'm the evil liberal Mennonite that's confused about the philosophy of Jesus (I think Jesus promotes peace because I'm cooky and read the bible wrong) and I'm going to marry you to a Muslim man-bride.
