Now that the wacky Amish Satanist has married to an evil life-hating A-rab, I'm more susceptible to lies the liberal media tells me, such as the lie that Rush Limbaugh wasn't framed for drug use.
Yes, also all Muslims are Nazis who belong to an ancient conspiracy of anti-Semitic democrats who want China to conquer America.
*His name is misspelled intentionally because it's French and there were only 5 patriotic Frenchmen in the history of civilization
We're local Satanists (AKA Atheists) named Eric La Frienie* and Nevin Zehr! We want the Anti-Christ to be President of America
We're confused about the war. We don't know that killing Islamic children is a good thing because it stops Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden from traveling back in time and doing 9/11 ten times over.
*While sodomizing me with a biscotti because he's an evil gay pride hippie who watches Seinfeld.
I'm an evil secular doctor from Communist Russia (A.K.A Canada) where poor people (aka Sub-humans) are allowed to live and rich people (AKA super-men) can't get richer because we hail Mao in Canada.
I'm George Steinbrener, owner of evil baseball team The Yankees, which is ruining the glorious sport of Baseball. I'm going to conquer the world and force George Duncan to move to New York*
