The zany adventures of Mezkabar the flesh-eating ghoul

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 3, 2003

*Knock knock*
I'm from SafeGuard brand home security. How much would you pay for peace of mind?
Why should I pay? I can get a piece of your mind for free!
*Rim-shot*
OH PLEASE HELP ME GOD! I'M IN HORRIBLE PAIN!!!1 MY CHILDREN!!!1 THEY'LL BE ORPHANS!!11
*chomp*