That's why I, President Bush, am about to rape and eat this baby in the name of Hitler.
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Michael Jackson made a press release today, and in it he started a sentence with a conjunction. As to what effect this will have on the outcome of the trial, we have yet to know.
In other news, water may be running disastrously low in the water cooler of the deliberation room in the Lee Malvo trial.
Brittany Spears' dog is having a vasectomy. We interviewed New York City veterinarian, and he said he might not be up for the job.
Finally in politics, big news concerning the president, he's vetoed a law changing all yield signs from lemon yellow to bright yellow. Now on to sports...
