I'm Eurotrash. I can make fun of my own.

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 6, 2003

At some sort of museum.
I say, Reginald, that's a stunning picture. Is that by chance a Vermeer?
A Giotto, actually. 1320. Brilliant use of charcoal.
The picture is capital. The woman is quite voluptuous and bosomy.
Indeed. This painting is a spectacular choice to release to. I think this piece was actually the first time I manipulated myself to the tactile arts.
Ah, that reminds me of something the Japanese invented, the Americans call it hentai, which features a post-Lupin III manga-esque female character being violated by a Cephalopodian entity on screen.
My good sir, your salacious and libidinous synopsis has erected my phallus.