The sage wisdom of Dr. Phil

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 11, 2003

I'm obsessive-compulsive! Every time someone talks to me, I tap my toes for every sylable their sentence has.
Well...stop doing it.
My children are obese because I comfort them with McDonalds food.
Well...stop doing it.
I'm a danger to myself and others, and I uncontrollably have an urge to molest children!
Well...stop doing it.