Ripping off and rehashing old bad puns doesn't hold a feather to using one for the first time. You may feel like your spiralling out of control after that comment, or perhaps that I winged you...
but don't fret, I'm not trying to pellet you with my wit or be a wise-ass. I'm merely trying to swoop in and feed on the short bursts of true humor. Perhaps you spotted owl my intentions, and maybe..
you're taking aim to shoot me down as if I were the broad side of a barn owl. But please, give me a moment's respite from the obnoxious loggers of the world. I really don't want to come off as...
flapping my lips for a little lift. I just want to come of an aviator with my language.
