*Playing Donkey Kong Country 2* Holy crap! That pixel in the background looks exactly like the face on Mars! Chris Stamper must be the second coming of Jesus Christ!
and he's trying to tell me he's living on Mars via this video game, and that if I examine the clues throughout all of Nintendo's games I'll know who JFK's true assassin was.
My God! Miyamoto's been murdered!
And someone wrote "How's your nuts, barkbreath" in his blood!
