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Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 13, 2003

Nintendo elitists
I beat all 4 Super Marios, all 3 Donkey Kong Countries, and all ten Legend of Zeldas in half a second.
I saw a kid at the Wal-Mart video game section the other day, playing the demo of Pokémon, and he misidentified Laporas as Blastoise. He was worse than Pol Pot.
Tolkien cultists
We find Nevin guilty of 12 counts of heresy against Lord of the Rings canon, 3 counts of treason against Peter Jackson, and two counts of misinterpretation of a book he falsely claims is fiction.
Ah yes, as Arch-Cardinal and Muse of Dance on the council of Tolkien, I hereby sentence him to be burnt alive! Now bring out the anime character bracket! We shall vote to decide who is the coolest.
X-box troglodytes
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