Fuck the Democratic Party

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 13, 2003

Outside the Unitarian Church
Vote for Wes Clark!
Why? The last time we had a democrat in the office, nothing changed. He was a crypto-conservative who invaded Iraq, had people assassinated, sexually harassed his interns, and bombed aspirin factories
He was just the next heir to the throne in the Reagano-Bush dynasty. And even if I do vote, what if Bush just commits election fraud again? And Wes Clark is a fucking general. He's probably killed.
Yes, but he's going to outlaw guns. And for every pamphlet I give you, you get a mini-Clark bar. Get it, because his name is Clark?
Oooh...Clark Bar. You can count on my vote.