Today the dishes need to be washed, the dog needs to go to the vet, Jimmy needs to be dropped off at soccer practice, and your parents' gifts need to be bought.
And you're going to do all this?
No, honey, I'm going to get my personal assistants to do it.
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...well, either way, it better get done either way, or you're going to get such a beating.