Dirty subversive and very poor negros will attempt to break into your house and steal your glorious posessions. That's a guarentee.
We're going to attempt to break into this nice suburban white house and steal their DVD Players (SOMETHING THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT)
Why are we so evil and fiendish? Is it because we live in a dumpster, eat dogfood, and get battered by the police force? No, silly. It's because we hate democracy.
But not with SafeShieldâ„¢ brand home security
Oh no! The alarm is going off! The mental superiority of the White man triumphs over our physical strength and large phaluses!
I guess this ends the horrible persecution of rich white Christians.
You can stop the dirty Porch Monkeys from dirtying up your porch as well, for only 299.99 a month! Can you really afford not to purchase this? Do you really want Chinese communists raping your baby?
I'm glad SafeShieldâ„¢ contacted you, officer! But the savage criminals got away!
Yes, but now we have an arrest warrant out for every black man in the city. Thanks to you, we may soon defeat the Negro menace
