And now, reading for the blind, on Harrisonburg public access
First, let's read the editorials. *Ahem* "President Bush is a murderous autocrat who lied to the American people".
"The only Weapons of Mass Destruction he had were the 20-year-old ones given to him by..." blah blah I'm a twenty-year-old pinko commie who has sex with men! Let's get some Christian literature!
*Gasp*! Uncle Harry has killed himself! I guess he couldn't live with the burden of being blind!