I beat Super Mario Brothers 3 in ten minutes!

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 17, 2003

Mario, I have kidnapped the Princess and have taken her to my floating ship on the other side of Mushroom Land!
I object to this chauvinistic objectization of women. Princess Peach is a human being, she’s not some piece of property you can larsonize!
Furthermore, imagine the sociological impact this will have on the Mushroom People, and the resources you wasted constructing that floating arc.
My God! You're right! I've been setting a horrible example for my children! You can have her back.