How Inuyasha should be resolved

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 17, 2003

Why do you want to kill Inuyasha, Kikyo?
Because he caused my death! The dead have one wish, but to walk among the living, which will never be achieved!
Sure it will. All we need to do is find another time traveling well that takes us to the early 1st century, make a pilgrimage to Israel, and get Jesus to resurrect you.
That's a great idea! Let's jump down every well in Japan until one of them teleports us to the first century!
...Inuyasha themed humor really sucks.
Thanks for resurrecting me, Jesus! If you need anything, just call me!
Don't mention it! Now hurry or you'll be late for that ménage e twa with Inuyasha and Kagome!