I didn't write this one

Author: SinatraFonzarelli2

Date: December 19, 2003

I can't help but getting just a little nervous around the winter solstice when the pagans start playing their drums, lighting fires and wearing patchouli
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Grandpa Bush cut my daddy's head off and mounted it on the wall of the skull and bones club....
Fe Fi Fo fum I smell another profitable holiday shopping season.
...Right above the ping pong table.
Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum